Saturday, March 13, 2010

SuicideGirls Must Die Premiere



SuicideGirls premiered their groundbreaking reality horror movie last night at the Downtown Independent, in DTLA. Those who came out to witness the sexy fun/terror of Suicide Girls Must Die included members of the cast and crew, alongside We Live In Public director Ondi Timoner and Jeremy “Wizard of Gore” Kasten.


Suicide Girls Must Die is unabashedly documentary in its lowest (and funnest) form. When SuicideGirls co-founder Missy and photographer / filmmaker Sawa invited 12 of their favorite Suicide Girls to a remote cabin in Maine to shoot a calendar video, none of the girls had any idea they were going to be a part of SuicideGirl’s first feature length horror movie.


When models Bailey Suicide and Evan Suicide go missing, the idyllic working vacation quickly degenerates into a chaotic nightmare for the calendar girls. As more girls vanish, those who remain wonder who’ll be the next to disappear – and if their calendar shots will come out OK.


Suicide Girls Must Die is the ultimate feel-good horror movie. After this, all other horror movies will seem way too overdressed!


SuicideGirls Top 10 Life lessons from Suicide Girls Must Die


1. Best misunderestimation:
“Nothing can go wrong.”


2. Most debatable statement:
“Humans are a bit more important than a calendar.”


3. Best health advice:
“An apple [bong] a day keeps the doctor away.”


4. Best model advice:
“Make the blow job face – you know what I’m talking about.”


5. Best fashion/face furniture advice on what not to wear when you accidentally find yourself in the middle of a real-life horror movie:
“It’s always the cute girl with glasses that gets axe-murdered.”


6. Most positive job performance assessment under adverse circumstances:
“All I have to do is make sure the models are happy. They’re all happy, they’re just lost.”


7. Best offer you’ve had all day:
“Let’s have some champagne, get drunk, and I’ll make out with you in the Jacuzzi later.”


8. Ultimate self-preservation evaluation:
“I’m not missing. I don’t give a shit.”


9. Best rallying advice after 80% of your friends have gone missing:
“Do you wanna sit and mope all night?”


10. Famous last words:
“I’m not going to fucking die.”


No Suicide Girls were harmed in the making of this movie.


Check out the HD trailer at SuicideGirls.com/MustDie/.

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